September 2009
143 posts
No, really. What else could happen? #titans
Do HD TV episodes in iTunes play on iPhone? Is that a dumb question?
Seriously? #stuffnotthetitans
Edward (puppy) crying because I won’t give him my phone to eat. So, he’s un-Velcroing my ortho boot.
Granted, my last tweet wasn’t as dramatic as the Internet tonight, but it kind of tickles.
Callie (native dog) does NOT like it when the add-ons (puppies) fight. Babies in time-out. She is put out that she has to do all our work.
Prednisone making me batshit crazy. And sweaty. You’re welcome.
Let’s do it to them before they do it to us. Be careful out there.
Trying to resist replying, “What’s it to you?” on all my work e-mails. This Prednisone is doing nothing for my underlying bad attitude.
Oh, I used to be disgusted, and now I try to be amused…
Well hello, midnight. When did you get here?
Folks, how are the #WaffleCon plans coming along? I need to get away. Or off this Prednisone, at least.
I seem to be the only one here at the #typeOmomconference. I’m positive. #healthcarehumor #nevermind
Doesn’t anyone read blogs anymore?
And apparently my Phucking Phacebook was h4xx0red, too.
I wish there was an online eye exam so I can get new contact lens rx. No time to go go to eye doctor and I don’t like her, anyway.
Gah. Yahoo mail account h4xx0red. Effers. I know, I know, such string language so early in the day.
http://twitpic.com/j0zou - My roommates for the #typeOmom conference
Please send condolences to this young family. Sara had cancer and died after giving birth to a baby girl: http://bandssullivan.blogspot.com/
The city blogger and the country blogger →
Why do you hate me so? #steroidparanoia
Widgets (!) are the new “hi-res images”, I see.
Why do my Twitter saved searches disappear?
♪ …and a Jay-Z song was on, and a Jay-Z song was on…♪
Kinda digging Brizzly.
Sitting in high school parking lot. Most of kids do have their own cars.Thought Busy Girl was exaggerating. Related: who wants to hire me?
Waiting..waiting…waiting…the story of my life.
Wishing I had said “yes” instead of “no”.
Steroids Steroids! Steroids! Awake! Awake! Awake! #Olympicdreamshattered
Seriously? Your “offer” for me and my readers is to book a hotel stay at the “best available rate!”? #steroidrage
Trying to answer an e-mail with “what’s in it for me?’ without sounding like an ass. That may not work today. #steroids
Waiting in line for flu shot. I am taking 60 mg of Prednisone, I don’t wait in line well. Also, are you going to eat that? If not, I will.
Thinking of moving to New York so I can go to all these cool events. Need roommate. Who’s in? I’ll carry our stuff up there. #steroids
“hi res images” and “interview expert” e-mails making me stabby. It’s not you, it’s #steroidrage Well, it may be you over there, though…
Plaxico Burress spamments all day. Wth?
Bud Light commercials are annoying. Usually funny stuff.
Y’all, this game…#titans
I have watched TV in our den approximately twice this year. Kids are making it miserable. #extraannoying
Uncomfortable about crowd cheering ejection. #titans
Good Lord. Busy D. (age 7) just said something and made air quotes.
Jeebus. #coveragemuch?
“On the edge of a razor blade..”
LOVE Kristen Chenoweth.
I kinda don’t get Sarah Silverman. #donthurtme
I blame all of you for making me watch this.
Heh, Dr. Horrible.
OK, that was cute.
Reprieve! No needles to my knees today! Do have one sexy orthopedic boot coming my way, though.
Blogging on my blog →
Get it together. #titans